Change of Plans

Change of Plans
Generation Kill || Brad Colbert, Ray Person || Teen || ~1100 words
Originally posted December 20 2012 at this post as part of the 2012 yagkyas challenge.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I own nothing of the world/characters within. I do not know the real people mentioned within or mean to imply anything about them. No harm intended.
Summary: Brad had his next few days all planned out until Ray showed up.

A/N: Written for thirdbird as part of the 2012 YAGKYAS Fic Exchange. Much thanks to asimplechord, jmc_bks, and earlofcardigans for cheerleading, beta-reading, and listening to me whine.

( You know, if you missed me that much, you could have just called. You didn't have to wreck your car. )

not!fic: Brendon and The Used

not!fic: Brendon and The Used
Bandom || Brendon Urie, Bert McCracken, Quinn Allman, Jepha Howard, Dan Whitesides, Spencer Smith (Panic! at the Disco, The Used) || Adult || ~2000 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the real people mentioned within or mean to imply anything about them. No harm intended.
Summary: Brendon goes to a The Used concert and ends up hanging out with the band. Spencer has to come looking for him. Hints of Brendon/Spencer and Dan/Jepha.

A/N: Crack. Also, includes a lot of notes from text or emailchain with asimplechord, and I think maybe shutyourface had some input too? Unfinished, unbeta'd, not really coherent in parts.

( Brendon LIKES people. Especially muscially-inclined people who don't give a fuck how he's doing since half his band fucked off to do their own thing, or who don't care that he's connected to Pete Wentz. )

not!fic: Bert's Alien Baby

not!fic: Bert's Alien Baby
Bandom || Bert McCracken & the Used || Everyone || ~500 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the real people mentioned within or mean to imply anything about them. No harm intended.
Summary: Bert gets impregnated with an alien baby.

( When Bert disappears for three days and shows back up claiming he was kidnapped by aliens, no one believes him. )

not!fic: Pete/Patrick smut

not!fic: Pete/Patrick smut
Bandom || Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) || Adult || 821 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the real people mentioned within or mean to imply anything about them. No harm intended.
Summary: When he feels someone lick a path up the side of his neck while they're on stage, he knows it's typical Pete theatrics. What's not typical is the whisper of "I wanna tie you up and fuck you" that comes after.

A/N: I'm a little sad that this never got finished, and it's been sitting here for-fucking-ever. Unfinished, unbeta'd, etc.

( When he feels someone lick a path up the side of his neck while they're on stage, he knows it's typical Pete theatrics. )

Untitled Panic! ficlet

Untitled Panic! ficlet
Bandom || Jon Walker, Brendon Urie (Panic! at the Disco) || Everyone || ~770 words
Originally posted November 22 2007 at this post.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the real people mentioned within or mean to imply anything about them. No harm intended.
Summary: Brendon calls Jon for a ride.

( Jon reached for his phone without opening his eyes and mumbled what he hoped was something that could be interpreted as hello. )

Dirty Little Secrets

Dirty Little Secrets
Suits || Harvey Specter/Mike Ross, implied Harvey/OFC || Adult || ~1700 words
Originally posted July 18 2011 at this post.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Prompt: Inspired by the suitsmeme prompt: WARNING FOR INTOXICATION, MURDER, AND NON-CON. Dark fic prompt. Harvey gets drunk and rapes someone (gender up to you), Mike hacks up the victim. Celebratory sex.
Summary: Harvey calls Mike in the middle of the night with a problem. Mike helps him out. If you think Mike is an innocent woobie special snowflake, you probably don't want to read this.

A/N: Saved on my laptop as "fuckingdel" for a variety of reasons. Unbetad, so all mistakes are mine. Thanks to stratospherique for encouraging my ridiculousness.

( Mike thought he was over these frantic, middle-of-the-night phone calls. Normal people never had to wake up to hear a voice on the other end of the line saying 'I think I killed someone' yet those familiar words were dragging Mike from sleep again. )

Marking

Marking
Suits || Harvey Specter/Mike Ross || Adult || 868 words
Originally posted July 09 2011 at this post.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I own nothing of the world/characters within. No harm intended.
Summary: written for the kinkmeme prompt One of them marks the other as their territory. By peeing on them. Bonus points for the one getting peed on not really being turned on but doing it to make the other happy/emotionally comfortable/sexually satisfied. MORE bonus points if Harvey's the one getting soaked.

( It's a game. There are boundaries, rules set in place to keep things from getting out of hand. No playing in the office. No marks where they could raise questions. No holding hands or cutesy pet names. A safeword. Negotiations of I'll do this for you if you do this for me. But it's still a game. )